Volume 5 Number 12 March 30, 2006

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Travel Nursing Humor

-Forgetful Minds

A couple has been married for 50 years. One day they went to a doctor because they recently had been forgetting things and they were afraid that they would leave the stove on. The doctor said, “There is no way medically, but you could always write notes to help you remember things.”

That night, as the wife was getting up, her husband asked what she was doing. She replied, “I was just going to make some ice cream.” The husband insisted that he would make it. As he was walking into the kitchen, she called out, “WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!”

“Okay dear,” he replied.

“And sprinkles too!”

“Okay dear,” he replied.

From the kitchen came sounds of banging pots and pans and nearly twenty minutes later he came back into the room with bacon and eggs.

The wife said “So? Where’s the toast?”

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