Volume 5 Number 11 March 23, 2006

The eighteenth webisode of 13 WEEKS is available now on NurseTV.com…A Day of Skydiving.

Nursing Humor

Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room!

Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can’t see him!!

1. Featured Forum Topic

Nursing Stories

Does anyone have any great nursing stories inspirational,funny etc…

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2. Earning Power

Earn up to $2500 per week in California.
4-13 week assignments.
Shared housing.
Must be willing to work between 4 and 6 shifts per week.
Must be willing to work at multiple hospitals within a 40 mile radius.

Current Openings:
ICU & Tele in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Orange Country and San Diego

Call your recruiter for details.

3. Per Diem Nursing Jobs

If you have extra time, we have extra shifts! (888) 346-8773 or (888) 34-NURSE

Boost Your Pay with Per Diem Opportunities from Access Nurses… How does $500 on your day off sound to you? Access Nurses offers high paying per diem shifts throughout the state of California. Pick up additional shifts at local hospitals to boost your weekly pay; if you work enough hours, you can even take advantage of the benefits that Access Nurses can offer to full-time personnel. Register now to get started, or call us toll-free at (888) 346-8773 for more information!

4. Travel Nursing Jobs

Contact your recruiter or call Access Nurses at 1-866-687-7390 to inquire about the following jobs!

Positions: 4 Telemetry
Shift: 12 hr rotating
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Santa Barbara, CA

Positions: 1 Med Surg
Shift: 12 hr night
Start Date: ASAP
Location: San Luis Obispo

Positions: 2 OR
Shift: 7a-3p or 3p-11p w/no call
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Round Rock, TX

Positions: 1 OR
Shift: 6a-2p w/call
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Lafayette, LA

Positions: 2 ICU
Shift: DAYS/NIGHTS
Start Date: ASAP
Location: CA

Positions: 2 TELE
Shift: NIGHTS
Start Date: ASAP
Location: CA

Positions: 1 Telemetry, OR, ICU, ED, L&D, PACU
Shift: all shifts
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Manhattan, Brooklyn & Long Island

Positions: 1 PACU, CCL, M/S, OR, ICU, Onc
Shift: all
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Albuquerque, NM

5. Referral Program
EARN $5000

Each time you refer a new travel nurse to Access Nurses, we will pay you $250.00 when they complete their first assignment. If you reach ten referrals, you will receive an additional $2,500.00 bonus! That is a total of $5,000.00 for referring ten friends who complete an an assignment with Access Nurses.

To refer a friend, call us Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.

6. Forward To A Friend

If you know travel nurse friends who would benefit from this newsletter, please forward it to them. We are always looking for great new members!