Volume 5 Number 9 March 10, 2006

The sixteenth webisode of 13 WEEKS is available now on NurseTV.com…Emily at work.

Travel RN Humor

An elderly couple was driving across the country.
The man was driving when he got pulled over by the Highway Patrol.

The female officer said, “Sir did you know you were speeding?”

The man turns to his wife and asked, “What did she say?”
The old woman yelled, “SHE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!”

The cop asked, “May I see your license?”

The man turned to his wife and asked, “What did she say?”
The old woman yelled, “SHE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE!”

The man gave her his license.

The Policewoman said, “I see you are from Springfield. I spent some time there once and had the worst date I have ever had.”

The man turned to his wife and asked, “What did she say?”

The old woman yelled, “SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS YOU!”

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