Volume 5 Number 14 April 13, 2006

San Diego Meet-n-Greet

Access Nurses will be hosting a meet and greet for San Diego nurses. Come out, meet some of the folks on Team Access Nurses and have a great time on us! Call your recruiter today for more information.

Humor

-They are all around us

IDIOTS AT WORK…
I was signing the receipt for a credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt.
As luck would have it, they matched.

ADVICE FOR IDIOTS…
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP “Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: “Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.”

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD…
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE…
My daughter went to a local fast food joint and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for “minimal lettuce. “He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

1. Featured Forum Topic

Funny Stories

I would like to hear some funny nursing stories…

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2. Earning Power

Earn up to $2500 per week in California.
4-13 week assignments.
Shared housing.
Must be willing to work between 4 and 6 shifts per week.
Must be willing to work at multiple hospitals within a 40 mile radius.

Current Openings:
ICU & Tele in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Orange Country and San Diego

Call your recruiter for details.

3. Per Diem Nursing Jobs

If you have extra time, we have extra shifts! (888) 346-8773 or (888) 34-NURSE

Boost Your Pay with Per Diem Opportunities from Access Nurses… How does $500 on your day off sound to you? Access Nurses offers high paying per diem shifts throughout the state of California. Pick up additional shifts at local hospitals to boost your weekly pay; if you work enough hours, you can even take advantage of the benefits that Access Nurses can offer to full-time personnel. Register now to get started, or call us toll-free at (888) 346-8773 for more information!

4. Featured Travel Assignments

Contact your recruiter or call Access Nurses at 1-866-687-7390 to inquire about the following jobs!

Specialty: OR Tech
Positions: 1
Shift: 11a - 730p
Start Date: 4/24
Location: Montgomery County, MD

Specialty: L & D
Positions: 1
Shift: 12 hr nights
Start Date: ASAP
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA

Specialty: OR, Med Surg & Telemetry
Positions: 4
Shift: All
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Dallas, TX

Specialty: Hospice Home Health
Positions: 2
Shift: Days
Start Date: ASAP
Location: San Bernardino & Riverside Counties

Specialty: L&D, ICU, OH, PACU, ER
Positions: 10
Shift: All
Start Date: ASAP
Location: New York, NY

Specialty: ICU
Positions: 2
Shift: 12 nights
Start Date: April, 2006
Location: Tucson, AZ

Specialty: ER
Positions: 5
Shift: 12 hour nights
Start Date: June 7th
Location: Sacramento, CA

Specialty: CVOR Tech
Positions: 1
Shift: Flexible days plus call
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Charleston, SC

Specialty: Pre-Admission
Positions: 3
Shift: 7p-7a
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Plantation, FL

Specialty: OR
Positions: 1
Shift: Evenings
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Arroyo Grande, CA

Specialty: TELE
Positions: 2
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA

5. Referral Program
EARN $5000

Each time you refer a new travel nurse to Access Nurses, we will pay you $250.00 when they complete their first assignment. If you reach ten referrals, you will receive an additional $2,500.00 bonus! That is a total of $5,000.00 for referring ten friends who complete an an assignment with Access Nurses.

To refer a friend, call us Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.

6. Forward To A Friend

If you know travel nurse friends who would benefit from this newsletter, please forward it to them. We are always looking for great new members!