Access Nurses Weekly - Access News
Volume 5 Number 19 July 27, 2006
Calling all amateur photographers!
Share your stories. Send us your photos!
Share your adventures and travel stories with other healthcare professionals by sending in photos
of your travel assignment. We will publish select photos on the www.AccessNurses.com website,
the most popular travel nurse website on the internet. Some photos and stories will be highlighted
in this newsletter. If your photo is chosen to be in the newsletter you will receive a special prize.
Please email your photos to photocontest@accessnurses.com or mail them to:
Access Nurses Photo Contest
5935 Cornerstone Court West #300
San Diego, CA 92121-3711
Note: Photos mailed to Access Nurses will not be returned.
Please include:
1. Your Name
2. Location of photo
3. Brief explanation
Disclaimer:
By submitting photos you are affirming that you own the rights to said photos and are granting Access Nurses permission to use
these photos in our media with indemnification from any claims resulting from their use.
Hot Jobs
Contact your recruiter or call Access Nurses at 1-866-687-7390 to inquire about the following jobs!
ICU
Position: 2
Shift: 7am-7pm
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Gloucester, Massachusetts
ER
Position: 3
Shift: Rotating Mostly Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
OR
Positions: 1
Shift: Days
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
SNF RN, LPN, Team Lead
Positions: 3
Shift: Day, Evening, Night
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Ocean City, NJ
Float Pool
Position: 8
Shift: All 8 Hour Shifts
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Castro Valley, CA - East SF Bay area
Tele
Position: 1
Shift: 12 Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Maricopa, AZ
L&D
Position: 2
Shift: 12 Hour Nights
Start Date: July, 2006
Location: Chinle, AZ
OR
Positions: 3
Shift: Days & Nights (BONUS)
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Denver, Colorado
PACU
Positions: 2
Shift: Days & Nights (BONUS)
Start Date: ASAP
Location: Denver, Colorado
Featured Forum Topic
Length of committment to travel company?
I am a RN in California. I am thinking about taking a travel contract. However I am curious how much of a committment you have to make
to your company. Can I take one contract for 6 months, then go back to being a staff RN at my hospital again? Or will they require me to
do a certain number of contracts?
Humor
Talking Dog
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a labrador retriever
sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the lab replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at
the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”
